Hey, what's your name? Be honest, you think you can afford my lifestyle? I was asking your name. She's out of your league. Have a good night. Girl, look! Wait, you never got my name! You were right about the league. Just had us backwards.
They thought he was just a regular businessman. The exact moment they realized they picked the wrong target... Yo homie, in my briefcase? Your briefcase? Yeah it is. Why, you want a bank? About what? Look what you got for me. Huh? Fuck.
She didn't waste any time. Help! Help! Drive, drive, drive! Who is that guy? What's happening? Nice try, jerk. Oh, my God, you've just, like, saved my life. You're like a hero. And you're cute. Wow, this is fantastic. Here's the hero. That's me. Virginia, do you mind if I use the bathroom? Last door on the left, hon. Got it. I like her, Jimmy. She
Mr. Smith, I know this is going to be hard. I need you to identify the body. Oh my god. You and your wife must have been really close. We hated each other's guts. Then why the hell are you so upset? Cause that ain't her.
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